Status: 28.12.2010, 7.15PM

I'm so hungry I could eat a cow! x)

Also the Dark Chocolate TimTam!

Enchanted - Taylor Swift

"All I can say is I was enchanted to meet you"

It's playing in my head

"You are the best thing that's ever been mine!"

*gasp!*

I realised, all this while, I've been drawing on MS Paint using my right hand!!

And so ends the wait

Uhh I'm contented I think.

While waiting...

I stared at the toilet roll.

I stared at the eggplant.

I...cannot...tahan the wait....

Results. And more.

Hello fat boy

You know why I love you heeheehee!

Here, it has been raining everyday...

I've been waiting for the rainbow

Tshirt + Jeans + Flip flops

lol!

I should talk less. And think more. And listen more.

Because I blabber too much, like a monkey in a cage.

The things my father taught me

The things my father taught me.

"Szehui, be a woman of God. Mold yourself in the likeness of your Creator. Submit to God's will. Seek first the Kingdom of God and His righteousness. In all your ways acknowledge the Lord and He will make your paths straight. Know your strengths and weaknesses. Be wise, be capable, and be strong. But do not be proud. Humble yourself, be quiet and gentle in spirit, never loud and defiant. Train yourself and be prepared for long suffering. Do not think of yourself highly, but always think of others higher than you are. Honor your father and mother. Be compassionate. Honor your promises. Live not for yourself, but to serve others, just as Jesus came to serve and not to be served. Embrace motherhood, and the role of being a wife. Be womanly. Again, in all your ways acknowledge the Lord, pray for a godly husband. And God-willing if you ever get married, fulfill God's purpose for you as a woman and be submissive. Be an encourager and support him in all areas, giving your all, and glorify God's name as one, not two. Be on your guard, resist and overcome the temptation to overpower your other half. Do all this, by acknowledging and relying on power the Lord, never on your own strength. Remember, you are bone of his bones, and flesh of his flesh, he will provide for you and you will submit to him. Learn from your mother and the older women the skills of managing a household. Humble yourself and learn. Handle your finances with wisdom, be frugal, not stingy. Be generous to others, but be very disciplined in your own spending. Learn to live in peace with one another, for blessed are the peacemakers. Watch your tongue, for it is like a double-edged sword. Do not chatter like a chatterbox, but learn to listen. Talk less, but when you speak, let it be words of wisdom and encouragement. Do not be afraid to rebuke in love. Abhor gossip and avoid dissension. Lean not on your own wisdom, but depend fully on the teachings of the Lord. Read your Bible and pray everyday. Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men (women) of courage; be strong. Do everything in love. Leave a legacy of wisdom for the succeeding generations. Discipline your sons and daughters. Make them men and women of God. Teach them what the Lord has taught you through me. Do not lose faith, from time to time renew your covenant with God. Be very discerning, for the Lord has many more to teach to you."

For all who are down and weary

"Jesus, I My Cross Have Taken"
by Henry Francis Lyte, 1793-1847

Jesus, I my cross have taken,
All to leave and follow Thee;
Destitute, despised, forsaken,
Thou from hence my All shalt be.
Perish every fond ambition,
All I've sought or hoped or known;
Yet how rich is my condition!
God and heaven are still my own.

Let the world despise and leave me,
They have left my Savior, too.
Human hearts and looks deceive me;
Thou art not, like them, untrue.
And while Thou shalt smile upon me,
God of wisdom, love, and might,
Foes may hate and friends disown me;
Show Thy face, and all is bright.

Go, then, earthly fame and treasure!
Come, disaster, scorn, and pain!
In Thy service, pain is pleasure;
With Thy favor, loss is gain.
I have called Thee Abba, Father!
I have stayed my heart on Thee.
Storms may howl, and clouds may gather,
All must work for good to me.

Additional lyrics:
Man may trouble and distress me,
'Twill but drive me to Thy breast;
Life with trials hard may press me,
Heaven will bring me sweeter rest.
Oh, 'tis not in grief to harm me
While Thy love is left to me;
Oh, 'twere not in joy to charm me

Were that joy unmixed with Thee.

So then know thy full salvation;
Rise o'er sin and fear and care;
Joy to find in every station,
Something still to do or bear.
Think what Spirit dwells within thee,
Think what Father's smile are thine,
Think that Jesus died to win thee;
Child of heaven, canst thou repine?

Haste, thee, on from grace to glory,
Armed by faith and winged by prayer;
Heaven's eternal day's before thee,
God's own hand shall guide thee there.
Soon shall close thy earthly mission,
Swift shall pass thy pilgrim days,
Hope shall change to glad fruition,
Faith to sight, and prayer to praise.

Pray and Wait

God says, "Szehui, look how much I have in store for you when you obediently wait on me."

Waiting is not exactly the most pleasant experience. Waiting in a traffic jam. Waiting for the shuttle. Waiting in a queue. Waiting for a reply. Waiting for a call. Waiting for finals. Waiting for results. We get impatient. We complain. Or we space out.

When I was young I spent time waiting to grow up. In the meantime fell and bruise a knee, hence spend time waiting for wounds to heal. Waiting for people to come. Waiting for people to leave.

I get impatient. I get annoyed. But bear in mind WWJD. After many semesters of being spoon-fed, and finally ended up with marks that made me realise I lacked the skills to critical think. WWJD is critical thinking. Japheth told me on Monday, "We spent so much of our time waiting, but we hardly wait on God. And this waiting calls to think of things that are true, noble and right." What would Jesus do? And why?

Spacing out is not exactly spacing out, for me. There's too much going on in the head that when I'm asked what am I thinking about, I couldn't give an exact answer. Animals dream to practice survival. I suppose I could space out to think of hypothetical issues that I might face in life, and when I have sufficient time, to think of an all round solution if I can come up with one. So much so that I can reduce the possibility of being caught off-guard when the surprise sets in.

"Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. Do everything in love." (1 Corinthians 16:13-14)

Pray and wait. Wait and pray.

We are not perfect. We never were. So it's alright if we fall and bruise ourselves every once in a while.

But pick yourself up. Pray and wait. Wait and pray.

lol up a bit The Finale

Ye Ultimate Answer

So now the pig is lying down.

*does the Matrix*

*dushhhh*

and dodged the bullet

:D

People who thinks this joke is awesome say "Aye!!" heeheeheehee

lol up a bit Part II

The Case of Fharylynna Foo Chiew Ling

Sh: omg when am i seeing you again?!!

I've got new jokes.

tmr got go school anot?!!

Fafa: hahahaha yup going in the afternoon

what time you baliking?

Sh: 130pm

haiyo you shd come in the morning

and let me start your day with a massacre of brain cells.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Fafa: ohhh nooooo tell me now

Sh: *kindly refer to Part I Instructions*

Fafa: i know i know

wait i draw

Sh: Meh lei geh.....

where you wanna replace the two lines?

Fafa: at the other end

so it becomes like this

Sh: WRONGGG!!

Fafa: haaa????

then toppppp?????

Sh: MEH LEI GEHHH?!!

Fafa: my second drawing looks like a rocket

straight fly up to the sky and escape the bullet

ohhhh wowww... that means pigs can flyy!!

okay that was really lame

Sh: OMG I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL JAPHETH THIS

LOL FAFA BOTH YOU AND TY ARE EQUALLY CREATIVE

Fafa: hahahaha she said the same thing?

Sh: No she said something worse

Fafa: what she said?? what she saiddd???

Sh: I'll post all the pictures and convo on my blog later hahahahahahahaha

Fafa: NNNNOOOOOOO

szehuiiii

dont you daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Sh: aw man this is so fun!

ahh the creativity

Fafa: you must be so bored when you thought of this

okay wait

I should stop talking

in case this goes on your blog too (author's note: well it did!)

Sh: no no I'll filter

hehehe

faster faster

Fafa: can't think alrdy whats the answer?

Sh: ok give up?

Fafa: ya.....

Sh: *reveals answer*

......After a long pause......

Sh: omg fafa have you fainted.....

Fafa: no i didn't faint

i went into coma

gosh szehuuuuuiiii....u damaged my brain!!!

Sh: pls feel very privileged because even japh has not heard of this joke heeheehee

Fafa: my brain was seriously badly superbly damaged

now i need to go for a brain scan

evil you evil shshshshshshshshshshsh

Sh: heeheeheehee

lol up a bit Part I

Instruction: There's a gun aiming at the pig. Take two strokes and replace

them so that the pig can avoid being shot.

The Case of Wong Tsi Yin

Ty: I will so not eat that pig.

Sh: MY DRAWING ROCKS WEIH.

Ty: That's why you need to explicitly state the word pig.

Sh: Faster faster.

Ty: Take the head and put it the other way round?

Sh: Is there a diff if you got shot in the head or in the butt....

Ty: Yea

Butt you won't die immediately

Head you will

Sh: omg lol lmao rofl ty

the main point is not to get shot at all

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH

Ty:

Sh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

INTERESTING

BUT WRONG

Ty: Take the pig leg and cross out the bullet?

Sh: No.

*reveals answer*

Ty: lmao this is so retarded

which lamo told you this joke?

pls don't say you came up with this yourself.

Week 12

• I can't wait for Friday to come.
• Assignments will be over then.
• I've been sleeping late these few weeks.
• And it's not doing me any good.
• I've been in some bipolar condition.
• And it's baaaddd.
• It's just one last lab report to go......
• And I could just whack four more online assessments.
• I stalked Anne on Facebook and discovered one word: Photobombing.
• Niceee.
• Monash made me compromise on my right to sleep, and space out.
• Inhumane.
• Just a little bit more...
• RAWR.
• Jia you.

Important things to do after finals:

1. PAKTOH PAKTOH PAKTOH PAKTOH!!!
2. Draw and paint, paint and draw.
3. Pray in BM.
4. Guitar.
5. Design and make a really complicated pop-up art.
6. Write one journal entry a day.
7. Sleep.
8. Space out.

Tired. I need my God. I need my God.

*sigh*

2 ways to annoy my father and sister:

1. "Meh lei geh?!!" in a super bananish tone.

2. "I rrrro know?" *bimbostic*

Muahahahahah I'm so annoying heeheehee!

If I Die Young, by The Band Perry

OMGOONDESS Wong Tsi Yin, you're right this song is so awesome!

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If I Die Young, by The Band Perry

If I die young

Bury me in satin

Lay me down on a bed of roses

Sink me in the river at dawn

Send me away with the words of a love song

Lord make me a rainbow

I’ll shine down on my mother

She'll know I’m safe with you

When she stands under my colors

Oh and life ain't always what you think it ought to be

No ain't even grey, but she buries her baby

The sharp knife of a short life

Well, I’ve had just enough time

If I die young

Bury me in satin

Lay me down on a bed of roses

Sink me in the river at dawn

Send me away with the words of a love song

The sharp knife of a short life

Well, I’ve had just enough time

And I’ll be wearing white when I come into your kingdom

I’m as green as the ring on my little cold finger

I’ve never known the lovin' of a man

But it sure felt nice when he was holding my hand

There’s a boy here in town says he’ll love me forever

Who would have thought forever could be severed by

The sharp knife of a short life

Well, I’ve had just enough time

So put on your best boys and I’ll wear my pearls

What I never did is done

A penny for my thoughts, oh no I’ll sell them for a dollar

They're worth so much more after I’m a goner

And maybe then you’ll hear the words I been singin’

Funny when you're dead how people start listenin’

If I die young bury me in satin

Lay me down on a bed of roses

Sink me in the river at dawn

Send me away with the words of a love song

oh oh

The ballad of a dove

Go with peace and love

Gather up your tears, keep ‘em in your pocket

Save them for a time when your really gonna need 'em oh

The sharp knife of a short life, well

I’ve had just enough time

So put on your best boys and I’ll wear my pearls

Time flies. A few more weeks to go hence the end of the semester. Assignments, mid term tests. Assignments, lab reports. Assignments, presentations. Assignments, final exams.

Hardly had time to reflect.

I randomly picked a book to read. A book bought and read in 2005. A book forgotten for a long time. Joshua Harris' Boy Meets Girl.

*amazed, speechless*

How things had fall into place. My God is awesome. My God is just so awesome.

:D

LEE CHONG WEI SUDAH MENANG!!!

*victory dance*

WOOHOO!!!

Actually, I was happy because Pa said that if Malaysia won, he would take us out for dinner. HEE HEE HEE

Hillarious things heard during Japan Open Men Singles Final:

The conventional ones:

"Chong Wei BOLEH!"

"MALAYSIA BOLEHHH!!"

and the not so conventional ones:

"Hey DATUK Chong Wei!!"

"HEY DATUKKK!!"

"DATUK BOLEHHH!"

"MERDEKAAA!!"

"SATU MALAYSIAAA!!" (well I shouted this one in front of the TV...)

3 assignments, 4 Flexi-Week Activities and Japan Open :D

Sekian lama menunggu, Sem Break telahpun tibaaaa!!

This time, Szehui, DON'T SLACK. Banyak kerja mau buat.

GOOOO LEE CHONG WEI!! SMACK LIN DANNNN!! MALAYSIA BOLEHHHHH!!

*war cry*

Oh man, back to Psych report.

p/s: I wonder why the color fonts don't work anymore. Ugh.

Reminder to Self:

Szehui, don't slack don't slack don't slack DON'T SLACK!!!

Oh man I'm so easily distracted :(

When dogs catch a flu, is it a big issue?

I spot my dog sneezing these few days. There was yellow thick goo (I call it hingus) hanging from his nose, and when he saw me approaching... he licked it clean........

And also! When he sleeps, he snores like he's having a blocked nose.

Is he gonna DAIIIII??!

The Lord is my Shepherd I shall not be in want

'...I am with you and will save you,' declares the Lord.

'Though I completely destroy all the nations among which I scatter you,

I will not completely destroy you.

I will discipline you but only with justice;

I will not let you go entirely unpunished.'

This is what the Lord says:

'Your wound is incurable,

your injury beyond healing.

There is no one to plead your cause,

no remedy for your sore,

no healing for you.

All your allies have forgotten you;

they care nothing for you.

I have struck you as an enemy would

and punished you as would the cruel,

because your guilt is so great

and your sins so many.

Why do you cry out over your wound,

your pain that has no cure?

Because of your great guilt and many sins

I have done these things to you.

But all who devour you will be devoured;

all your enemies will go into exile.

Those who plunder you will be plundered;

all who make spoil of you I will despoil.

But I will restore you to health

and heal your wounds,'

declares the Lord.

Jeremiah 30:11-17a

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When my heart was grieved and my spirit embittered,

I was senseless and ignorant,

I was a brute beast before you.

Yet I am always with you;

You hold me by my right hand.

You guide me with your counsel,

And afterward you will take me into glory.

Whom have I in heaven but you?

And earth has nothing I desire besides you.

My flesh and my heart may fail,

but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever.

Psalm 73:21-26

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"...For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call upon me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart. I will be found by you," declares the Lord.

Jeremiah 29:11-14a

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Though you have made me see troubles,

many and bitter,

you will restore my life again;

from the depths of the earth you will again bring me up.

You will increase my honor

and comfort me once again.

Psalm 71:20-21

Heal me O Lord, and I will be healed;

save me and I will be saved,

for you are the one I praise.

Jeremiah 17:14

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All beautiful you are, my darling;

there is no flaw in you.

Song of Songs 4:7

"I have loved you with an everlasting love;

I have drawn you with loving-kindness.

I will build you up again and you will be rebuilt, ...

... Again you will take up your tambourines

and go out to dance with the joyful."

Jeremiah 31:3b-4

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Teach me your way, O Lord,

and I will walk in your truth;

give me an undivided heart,

that I may fear your name.

Psalm 86:11

My soul finds rest in God alone;

my salvation comes from him.

He alone is my rock and my salvation;

he is my fortress and I will never be shaken.

Psalm 62:1-2

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Take heart, Szehui. And have faith :)

I LOVE Malaysia

It's Ramadhan! We had nasi dagang for dinner tonight.

Oh the beef rendang....

*satisfied sigh*

Oh the grilled fish cutlet....

*another satisfied sigh*

Oh the fish curry...

*another long satisfied sigh*

I heart Malaysia....

I think I scared my mom. I've got heaps of assignments to do but I was slacking. Ma caught me IMing so she nagged. And nagged and nagged and nagged and nagged...

Then I turned around, and...

RAWR

She stopped nagging. Usually even the earthquake doesn't stop her.....

I had a dream last night. I live in a world where gravity does not apply. I had three pets. A dog, a worm and a turtle. My dog was supposed to pull me around. Then my dog died. The worm took over. It was disastrous.

THIS IS SO WEIRD.

Dear Tsiyin dear Cynthia,

I'm bored. Come back to Malaysia and cook dinner for me.

Love,
Szehui

Been reading Philip Yancey's A Skeptic's Guide to Faith.

Am still reading the same book.

I'm extremely slow.

There are mistakes that I've made, and the consequences too great to bear. Sam said, "It's not just me, I know you couldn't forgive as well." I agree.

Been to camp lately. Despite the fun, many questions struck me. What am I going to do with my life? Where will I go when I die? I don't wanna go to hell. For all my life I've been with God, and yet I don't think I've done enough for Him.

"There are many prodigal sons

On our city streets they run

Searching for shelter"

Leeland, Tears of the Saints

Thank you Lord for all the second chances that comes over and over again. I've been so obsessed with my own life. Many times I've cursed and badmouthed. On my own I cannot do much. Help me stretch out my hands and pick up the crippled man. I don't mind being the goody churchy girl.

Send me. I will go.

The Clash of the Titans

Zeus and Hades planned on going to a party, where they had a minor disagreement.

Zeus: Dude, those stockings don't work yo!

Hades: Dude, this attitude don't work yo!

Zeus: You wanna piece of me?! You wanna piece of me?!

And hence, the clash of the titans.

俺的心情散文

曾经我为一声“天使”而泥足深陷，忘了其实只要能做自己已经很有福。喜欢弹琴，喜欢跳舞，喜欢颠颠废废，喜欢哈喇打屁瞎掰，喜欢听冷笑话，喜欢听人被上帝感动的见证，好多好多喜欢的事我都忘了喜欢。

也许纳闷了好久，上帝看得心疼了，我从漩涡中走出来了。开始记得自己喜欢的事，开始做自己喜欢的事，开始接受自己，开始做自己喜欢的自己。我喜欢弹琴，即使你认为我弹得不够好，喜欢仍是喜欢。我喜欢跳舞，即使动作僵硬不明确，喜欢仍是喜欢。我喜欢瞎掰，即使看起来不够贤淑，喜欢仍是喜欢。我喜欢听冷笑话，即使很俗[1]，喜欢仍是喜欢。我喜欢听见证，即使你认为我没勇气分享福音，喜欢仍是喜欢。“为什么爱上帝？”因为上帝爱我接受我。

最近参加了好多活动。舞蹈社交课业信仰，样样齐全。屎燕是我好朋友。上舞蹈班时，我把性感撩人的动作做得像猩猩金刚捶胸般（良知：默…）。屎燕耐心指导，动作还是做不好。屎燕哈哈大笑！我尴尬疯狂狂笑！（良知：好俗好俗…）屎燕教我转圈。一转！（良知：好美好美…）我转！东歪西倒，尴尬，噢，身体太久没活动…（良知：借口借口…）事后我问良知：“怎样怎样？”良知说：“开心开心。”所以，即使跳不好，我仍喜欢跳舞。

屎燕和线筒要出国了。屎燕直率不缺幽默感，线筒和蔼真诚（良知：我钟意…）。哀大莫过于不够时间和各个朋友哈喇哈喇。（良知：唔好啊…）曾经有一段挚真的友谊摆在我的眼前，但我没有去珍惜。如今失去了，方才后悔莫及。如果让我再遇见那些朋友，我会对他们说：“Wassup！”如果非要在这段感情加上一个期限，我希望会是一万年。（良知：呕…）

学院小组里有一个呆瓜误以为我是谈过好几场恋爱的情场高手，向我征取Yo女[2]要诀。我恼羞成怒，冲着他大喊：“拜托！俺[3]不是残花败柳！”（良知：白痴白痴…）误打误撞的，给我当上了心理学班的班代表（良知：侥幸侥幸…）。自信心暂时飙至Full Bar。

说起良知，我最近有去探望她。“啊，漂亮多了！好久没看妳笑了。”良知：“彼此彼此。”想起不久前的良知，披头散发，嘴角下垂，眼睛红肿。问她觉得怎样，回答总是：“伤心伤心失望失望愤怒愤怒…”我知道良知不会说谎，每次去看她也变成一个很重的负累，久而久之我把良知埋在心里最深处，不想见她因为不想听她的真话。

现在良知回来了，俺很开心。忘了，其实俺也很喜欢画画。亲爱的读者们，耶稣爱你。

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[1] 俗，也念sŏng。

[2] 也称“沟女”。

[3] 也称“我”。

小人

我心目中的四大俊男：

1. 1. 周星驰

2. 2. 吴孟达

3. 3. 罗家英

4. 4. 黄秋生

爸爸说, “哇！你的品味很不同。”

我有个朋友。他长得很丑，所以没有人要和他好。我很可怜他，因为样子丑不代表心丑。就这样，我和他做好朋友，并每天对他说，“你长得真好看。对了，就是这个角度。哇！帅呆了！”

不久以后，他真的以为自己长得很好看，不要和我好了。他说我襯不起他，要找更好看的人为伍。

我有个朋友。他有点小聪明，但是很懒惰，而且常常埋怨怀才不遇。我觉得让他这样吊儿郎当的过日子，很浪费人才。所以我和他做朋友，并每天告诉他，“你很聪明。只要你肯花一点点的时间去读，成绩肯定会比我的好！”

不久以后，他真的以为自己很聪明，不要和我好了。他说我襯不起他，要找更聪明的人为伍。

我有个朋友。他对自己的要求很高，但是做事从不下苦功。当成绩一塌糊涂的时候，就找人怪罪。我觉得他是个人才，只是态度不对，不做纠正的话，社会的损失会很大。所以我和他做朋友，并每天对他说，“你的办事能力其实很高，只是态度不对罢了。只要做稍为的纠正，就能很容易的达到理想的效果了！”

不久以后，他真的以为自己很能干，不要和我好了。他说我襯不起他，要找更能干的人为伍。

我有个朋友。他有嘴巴说别人，就是没有嘴巴说自己。我觉得他是自大了些，但是只要肯听教，就会是个很成功的人。所以我和他做朋友，并每天告诉他，“没有人是完美的。你也是，别人也是。不过你也接近完美了，只要肯改掉少少的毛病，就能成大器！”

不久以后，他真的以为自己很完美，不要和我好了。他说我襯不起他，要和更完美的人为伍。

我有个朋友。他的意见很多，但从不敢在众人前表达，只会在背后指指点点，嫌三嫌四。我觉得他的见解独到，只要敢和众人分享讨论，大家都会获益。所以我和他做朋友，并每天告诉他，“你对很多事情都有独特的见解，只要肯放胆说出来，大家都会受益无穷！”

不久以后，他真的以为自己很有远见，不要和我好了。他说我襯不起他，要和更有远见的人为伍。

孔子曰：“小人与女人，难养也！”

我说：“自以为是的人，更难养也！”

爸爸说孔子很有智慧，说的话通常都不会错的。我想请问，自以为是的人算是小人吗？如果是，孔子爷爷实在太厉害了！

我说呀，千万不要小看貌似很没自信的小人。没自信是因为知道自己没能，不过倒很受赞！多提拔他们几次，站得够高了，就把脚提起，用力的踩下去！可怜的你，在底下扶他扶得满头大汗的，就这样被踏扁了…

没看我那么矮吗？

Today, I was very happy for a few reasons:
1. Anne belanja-ed me Crispy's this morning.
2. Anne belanja-ed me sweets in lab class.

Today, I was disappointed for one reason:
1. I tried to play a prank on Ty but failed.

An account on being shit raided

On one fine day I was strolling down a pathway after the last turn on my right.

As I walk and pondered on the many things that preoccupied my mind, suddenly a mad man turned up from nowhere.

Unkempt, foul-smelling and ungroomed, he flung his arms into the air and mumbled an array of bizarre chants.

I was held back by the sight of him, and so I stood very still.

He walked up closely, eyed me, and threw a pack of human droppings right where my feet were.

"Clean it up." He said, and laughed an awfully eerie laugh. The next moment, he had danced away.

I took off my dirty shoes, left them there and walked barefooted home down another path.

I feel very much like a doctor.

My textbooks say:

NEUROSCIENCE

Child Development

Texting in Cantonese

Case #1

Sh: Watch Valentine's Day lah ngam sai lei.

Ty: Looks dumb plus stupid where got ngam me you purposely one right I know you.

Case#2

Ty: What time is your break on Monday?

Sh: 10-12 why you coming thought you don't have class.

Ty: Yeah to tiuw mouh.

Sh: What time you tiuw?

Ty: I'm tiuwing at 12.30 and maybe at 10.

After a lot of crapping...

Sh: Lol so now you're not shy anymore huh hard to zheng goo already.

Ty: I tell you so you know what you're getting yourself into since you're joining. Walao this is a cause of top secret. Eh you online or not very ex la msg lei msg houi.