Texting in Cantonese

Case #1

Sh: Watch Valentine's Day lah ngam sai lei.

Ty: Looks dumb plus stupid where got ngam me you purposely one right I know you.

Case#2

Ty: What time is your break on Monday?

Sh: 10-12 why you coming thought you don't have class.

Ty: Yeah to tiuw mouh.

Sh: What time you tiuw?

Ty: I'm tiuwing at 12.30 and maybe at 10.

After a lot of crapping...

Sh: Lol so now you're not shy anymore huh hard to zheng goo already.

Ty: I tell you so you know what you're getting yourself into since you're joining. Walao this is a cause of top secret. Eh you online or not very ex la msg lei msg houi.