OSH Nite. There's this skit featuring this nerdy geeko girl called Ann. I can't help it. I keep imagining Anne Yap Shiang Ling in pinafore, neat pony tail, braces, framed specs, carrying loads of books, a little hunched back, and stammering as she speaks. LOL

Sorry Anne, can't help it. XD XD

I feasted on OSH Nite. Now I've got bulging legs and tummies. Haha I had fun.

Father Abraham had many sons

Many sons had Father Abraham

I am one of them

And so are you

So lets just praise the Lord

Dad says, "Go and have fun tonight."

Roses

The whole family went to the nursery. New arrivals: Cameron Highlands mini roses.

Mom pointed at the yellow ones. "I want this!"

Sis pointed at the orange-reddish ones. "I want this!"

I don't fancy roses, but I like following the crowd. I pointed at the creamy pink ones. "I want this!"

Dad says to the gardener, "We'll take all three." Wah.

Now the house's garden has three more pots of roses. Of three different colors.

On the way home, I told Mom (because she somewhat has some shopping spree tendency, without sustainability), "You have to keep the roses alive and blooming, man. We bought so much one short."

Mom: "I know. I'm gonna cut one stalk and give it to you on Valentines next year."

LOL how sweet. But I like sunflowers better don't you know that?

Why lah you wanna emo when you can be happy? Haha

Driving

Mom is a total back seat driver. I really hate driving with her in the car. Urgh.

There's this one fine day I drove to my sister's school (yeah with Mom). I can't recall but then I don't remember driving recklessly. According to Mom, I was. Whateverman.

Mom,

1. 80km/h is not fast.
2. I've looked long enough before changing lanes.
3. Don't smack my hand or tug on the steering wheel when I'm driving or there's really gonna be an accident.
4. Don't yell, "Press on the accelerator!" when what you mean is the brake, it's confusing me. Btw I already know how to drive.
5. Please don't nag all the way. It's distracting.
6. Don't say, "I can do this because I've drove long enough. You can't." It's not gonna make me listen.
7. Please let me make my own decisions. I'm the one on the steering wheel.

Back to what Hannah Khaw said: Why drive when you can be driven?

TAG: Lye Ying

1.Besides your lips, where is the favorite spot to get kissed?
cheeks, forehead, nose (damn aint I horny)
2.How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
3.Who was the last person/people you took a photo with?
Anne, Tsiyin
4.Would you consider yourself spoiled?
Definitely not. I'm well disciplined XD
5.Will you ever donate blood?

Wanted to. They say I'm underweight so I can't.

6.Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
Frankly, he was my best friend though (shrugs shoulder).
7.Do you want someone to be dead?
Money and Caps lecturer. He made me cry for setting Qs I can't answer. XD
8.What does your last text message say?
It's a long one can't really recall.
9.What are u thinking right now?
Thinking of what am I thinking right now.
10. Do you want someone to be with you now?
Haha I don't mind having someone to go shopping with XD

11.What whe time you went to bed last night?

10.30pm
12.Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
Bought it during Church Camp 2003.
13.Is someone on your mind right now?
Money and Caps lecturer.
14.Who was the last person who text you
Alan.
TEN Lucky Person to do this quiz...
1. Anne
2. Jasmine
3. Poh Lin
4. Liz
5. Janson
6. Yuet Ley
7. Yin Wei
8. Yuin Ching (didn't know you had a blog...)
9. Yoke Kuan
10. Eunice
15. Who is no. 2 having a relationship with?
Err idk..
16. Is no. 3 a male or a female?
Female
17. If no. 7 and and no. 1 get together, would it be a good?
Doubt it. No.1 is obsessed with Paul. Haha!
18. What is no. 10 studying about?
Gonna be a lawyer soon :)
19. When was the last time you chatted with them?
Gosh~~A long time ago.
20. Is no. 4 single?
Yeah.
21.Say something about no. 2.
Drop dead HOT.
22.What do you think about no. 2 and no. 6 being together?
Homosexuality, maybe.
23.Describe no. 9.
Awh, good girl~~
24. What will you do if no. 6 and no. 7 fight?
Jump in and beat up No.7!
25. Do you like 8?
Ooo yeah.

Things to do during holidays

1. Download songs.
2. Shop (target: white color tank top, cream color cardigan).
3. Get my skirts and jeans cut.
4. Play Spongebob games.
5. Read.
6. Haircut, man...

22.6.2009: AFW1300

Money and Caps today. When I got my question paper, I almost cried.

17.6.2009: PSY1011

PSY 1011 was alright because it was MCQs. Anne you rock. Haha!

7. Ockham's Razor states that:

a) those early psychologists had long beards and should have shaved more often.

Source: Anne Yap, abstracted from http://itsnormaltobeweird.blogspot.com

Since referencing is so important. Anne, I did not plagiarise.

Learning and Developmental Psych was alright. Biological Psych, Sensation & Perception I somewhat tembaked.

There's this one asking what does the basiliar membrane do.

a) bla bla bla

b)bla bla bla

c)bla bla bla

d)stimulate the pinnae

Pinnae is actually the outer ear with the ear lobes and stuff hahahahah.

Dad forwarded this to me. LOL. Enjoy.

Grandma Still Drives....


Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:


Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker....

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!' 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

It will be a guy who would make us happy :)

Let's go to Hokkaido. Sunflowers :)

Ah fel suh suhkee. Ahvrythng fel suh suhkee. Cuh chsts un duh dun.

Ah How Sweet Thee Sunflower

I realised in Hokkaido there is this huge sunflower field. I wanna take a picture there. Gosh so beautiful.

I've got this self-absorbing secret.

I like to admire my completed, printed, nicely binded, and graded assignments whenever I have the time.

Then I'll bring it round the house. Make Mom read it. Make Dad comment on it. Make Sis praise it. What's left is Grandma, her helper and the dog. Just because they can't read English.

Exam's coming. I'm not reading the text books. I'm reading my graded assignments. Because I think what I wrote is easier understood than the text book authors. XD

I'm always attentive in class. Facebook says I'm a nerd a geek. I'm not~ I'm hot. Muahaha.

Facebook also says that I'm gonna get married next year. LOL.

Yeah I know you out there. You think I'm too simple to understand things. So what. 

12 June 2009: AFW1000

Aargh it was Accounting finals yesterday. Sucky so sucky. Not enough time. Supposedly it's one of the easier papers. 

Sucky stingy examiner allocated 3 to 4 marks for really long answers. 

What's corporate governance by the way? 

Can't remember. Maybe I could crap if I had the time. 

Calculation Qs.

Not enough time! No time for double checks.

Financial ratios.

Wasted too much time on good presentation. Too much effort too little time. Aargh.

10 column worksheet.

Sh!t what kinda balance sheet that couldn't balance itself. 

Compound and simple interest.

Idk don't have the time to double check.

Management accounting.

Cost centre manage costs. Revenue centre manage revenues. Investing centre manage invesments. Duh. What? Not good enough?

Cash basis vs accrual basis financial statements.

I know accruals is better thats all.

See, it's not that tough actually. Just sounding a bit unfamiliar for the non accountings. By the way it's not that unfamiliar too. Aah I'm contradicting myself.

Bye HD. Bye Italy. T.T

I wanna go to Italy!

I wanna go to Italy!

I wanna go to Italy!

I wanna go to Italy!

I wanna go to Italy!

I wanna go to Italy!

I wanna go to Italy!

I wanna go to Italy!

I wanna go to Italy!

I wanna go to Italy!

I wanna go to Italy!

I wanna go to Italy!

I really wanna go to Italy. 

I really wanna take the Management crash course in Italy.

And when I come back, there's only three units left for the semester.

Flight tickets is expensive.

But I'm paying the Malaysian fee.

I really, really, really wanna go to Italy.

Dad says, "Why not I go and you stay here?"

Sucky.

Dad says to only to consider when I get my HDs.

Guess what?

It's not possible.

1. I'm not gonna get the HDs.
2. He's gonna break his promise.

But I really, really, really wanna go to Italy.

Sob.

Heard this from Hannah. Indian Twinkle Twinkle. It was like OH MY GOD. Hahahaha too bad they don't have it Youtube.

Forecasts

Stats tutor teaches about forecast.

"Give an example, your friend forecast that your boyfriend will run away. Then your boyfriend run away. The forecast is good."

"Then your friend forecast again, "Your boyfriend will come back after one week." And he really came back after a week. This is good forecasting."

"When there is a small error, the forecast is good."

Hmm. Lame or funny?

Feeling really bored these days.

Mugging days has come. *sigh*

I face a deadly battle with a demonic beast, with coat of fur as red as fire and saliva as deadly as venom.

I search on its sleeping body for lifeless parasites and it suddenly attacked. I dodged, made a 360 leap and landed two feet away. Managed to escaped its bites, but it's deadly, smelly poisonous saliva got me. I looked up. The beast lured its long purple tongue at me. I glared, grabbed hold of my ultimate weapon ENAC and charged at it. It pounced and I dodged. Haha missed. After a few rounds of battle the monster ran away and I stood up straight. Triumphant. Victorious.

Just then, I was startled by a stench. As smelly that of a rotting corpse. I look down. Just as expected, the poisonous saliva has started corroding my skin. But have no fear! For the warrior never dies, at least in my story.

I rushed to the spring of life to wash my wounds, where I face another battle with another horrendous monster.

This one has the skin that of an old woman. Saggy and cold. Crawling on all fours. I froze.

The world is indeed full of monsters.

Mom said, "I see you've got The Butt." Note that it's not just a butt, it's The Butt. I was so happy I lmaoed.

Gosh, now I've got no butt.