Cool quotes by small Szehui

When I was young I don't eat prawns. All sorts of prawns, from shrimps to lobsters.
Dad asked me why don't I like them.
"Because prawns are naughty."
o.O Why?
"They wriggle and jump. Very naughty."

I'm a leftie. Mom wants me to write with my right hand because it's easier for her to teach me how to write. I refused to. She asked me why.
"Wait~I'll use my right hand when I'm done with my left hand."
Ever since then, I've not written with my right hand.