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Today, I was very happy for a few reasons:
1. Anne belanja-ed me Crispy's this morning.
2. Anne belanja-ed me sweets in lab class.

Today, I was disappointed for one reason:
1. I tried to play a prank on Ty but failed.
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An account on being shit raided

On one fine day I was strolling down a pathway after the last turn on my right.

As I walk and pondered on the many things that preoccupied my mind, suddenly a mad man turned up from nowhere.

Unkempt, foul-smelling and ungroomed, he flung his arms into the air and mumbled an array of bizarre chants.

I was held back by the sight of him, and so I stood very still.

He walked up closely, eyed me, and threw a pack of human droppings right where my feet were.

"Clean it up." He said, and laughed an awfully eerie laugh. The next moment, he had danced away.

I took off my dirty shoes, left them there and walked barefooted home down another path.
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I feel very much like a doctor.

My textbooks say:

NEUROSCIENCE

Child Development
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Texting in Cantonese

Case #1
Sh: Watch Valentine's Day lah ngam sai lei.

Ty: Looks dumb plus stupid where got ngam me you purposely one right I know you.

Case#2
Ty: What time is your break on Monday?

Sh: 10-12 why you coming thought you don't have class.

Ty: Yeah to tiuw mouh.

Sh: What time you tiuw?

Ty: I'm tiuwing at 12.30 and maybe at 10.

After a lot of crapping...

Sh: Lol so now you're not shy anymore huh hard to zheng goo already.

Ty: I tell you so you know what you're getting yourself into since you're joining. Walao this is a cause of top secret. Eh you online or not very ex la msg lei msg houi.
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I'm getting old, am I?

1. Recently, at 9pm I'll be feeling very very drowsy. At 9.30pm, I'm already in bed at the stage of non-REM sleep.

2. I wake up really early in the morning so I just laze around until the clock strike 6 then I'll go for shower.

3. Whenever I cook, Ma will complain that I cut the food into really small chunks. I said it's good for my digestion.

4. I prefer soft food from hard ones. Love porridge, misuah. Hate fastfood.
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1. Idk why but I'm friggin emotional that KO3 has ended.

2. It's soo boooring to stay at home. I wanna go to school.

3. It's finally time for a new phone after using my old faithful for 7 years. But I don't know when I'll finally get one. Maybe in a year or two LOL.
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Aiyoh school starts....
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